Dem Polls, Dem Polls

Are Democrats polling their way to victory, it could happen! Though it hasn’t yet.

It seemed to have happened in 2000 and again in 2004 Democrats took their polls, and just as they thought America loved them!

Oh but just like the movie -The Day after Tomorrow-, the day after the 2000 and 2004 elections “dem” polls froze over for Democrats and it was like political Global Warming had hit the self proclaimed victorious Liberals. They went into total political meltdown. Alas their beloved exit polls didn’t reflect the actual vote count. Their polls had failed them. Send 6,000 lawyers to Ohio immediately!

But No! The elections were stolen, the Chads, the Chads, Florida and Ohio. It’s been like one political toxic Geo-thermo greenhouse effect and according to the Democrats their opponents the Republicans are Carbon Dioxide and they’re destroying the Earth’s ozone (among other things!).

So here we are in 2006 and guess what? The polls show the Democrats with a huge lead! Surprised? I didn’t think you would be. After all Democrats have done a lot to turn public sentiment against those nasty Republican destroyers of the ozone.

Democrats have all but made the name Bush a four letter curse word! Not to mention Nancy Pelosi’s strategy of obstruct, prevent and blame. Say it with me: obstruct, prevent and blame! Good! (I knew you could.) It seems to be working too. This Congress goes by the moniker of “the do nothing Congress.” Can’t do much when one half of an almost 50-50 split decides that they’re going to sit down on you.

I wonder if these same tactics can be employed by the Republicans if the Democrats just happen to get their polling numbers correct this time and win control of either the House or Senate or both?

I guess Democrats feel that the American people are tired of winning the war in Iraq (we are winning you know!) so their policy of snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory will work really well with the new direction they are talking about taking America in. They can entitle this new direction; Erasing all of America’s victories because we hate Bush! How does that sound? Pretty catchy huh?

And then there’s that new and better way of fighting the war you remember John Kerry had one. I guess we’ll get to see it now. I can’t wait. We’ll be reunited with all of our old friends, France, Germany, Russia and China and we’ll solve all of the world’s problems, Kim Jong Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez and Cindy Sheehan! Or will Kerry’s much vaunted diplomatic prowess turn our enemies into friends? I think America should make a truce with Ms. Sheehan.

If Kerry’s able to do that I’ve got some water that sure would make some good wine! Maybe he’ll be able to fit my request into his going to be business schedule.

Anyway, dem polls, dem polls it’s all about the Democrat’s polls and if these polls are correct hold on to your seats because it’s going to be a bumpy ride in America until 2008 and beyond. But I’m not putting any stock in main stream media's polls call me silly but we've been here before and I think that they’ve been out of the main stream for a long, long time. I don’t think they have the slightest idea of what Americans want. And according to polling results things are about to get worst!

And believe me things can definitely get worst than they are right now. Because like a Muslim a Democrat can only harm himself without money or power. But give him either of the two and Israel you’d better watch your back! And that warning Israel is about either Muslim or Democrat! And America you’d better watch yours too!

Anybody taking an exit poll…are the Democrats leading?