Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Hillary Clinton always wanted to be a Kindergarten Cop

Move over Arnold, Hillary’s wearing the badge now and she’s busting those naughty little ambitious Kindergarten dreamers according to Stuart Taylor Jr.’s “Honesty: Hillary's Glass House.”

Yeah it seems that Hillary busted Barack Obama for having the dream in Kindergarten of one day becoming the President of the United States. Bad, bad Obama!

He probably didn’t know that those Clintonistas would go rummaging through his kindergarten dreams and papers to discover all of his deep dark secrets. And of course Obama didn’t know that they’d find his Kindergarten teacher to testify against him but they did!

And apparently it’s true while all the other kids were playing and finger painting Barack Obama was sitting over in a corner plotting and planning to one day become the leader of the free world!

Yes that’s right America the dirt that the Clinton campaign is dishing is that Obama’s been planning running for office since kindergarten, I can see him now organizing on the playground and giving mock campaign speeches from the wooden railing of the sandbox.

I guess Hillary has Obama dead to rights Sen. Obama made the statement that he had not been planning to run for President like some people (an obvious reference to Sen. Clinton) but oh contraire Senator Obama, Senator Clinton’s crackerjack team of mudslingers (investigators) have your kindergarten teacher saying that you laid out the plans to become the chief executive of this country when you were but six years old!

They’ve even got your detailed strategy written down in an essay entitled “I want to become President” by Barack Obama.
In kindergarten, Senator Obama wrote an essay titled 'I Want to Become President.' "Iis Darmawan, 63, Senator Obama's kindergarten teacher, remembers him as an exceptionally tall and curly haired child who quickly picked up the local language and had sharp math skills. He wrote an essay titled, 'I Want To Become President,' the teacher said." [AP, 1/25/07 ]
So the Clintonistas’ point is, you lied Senator Obama, when you said you haven’t been planning to become President therefore you’re in no position to judge anyone who has been planning on running for the presidency (like Hillary) if you yourself have been planning to do so.

But wait a minute if the Clintonistas are going to use that kind of logic then they have no business judging someone who lied because Hillary has been lying at least since she was in kindergarten. Or so it seems!

But let’s just deal with some well document lies that we can prove. According to Stuart Taylor Jr. of the National Journal there are a number of Hillary Clinton lies that would disqualify her from ever calling someone else a liar. (If we apply the same logic that Sen. Clinton is attempt to use against Sen. Obama)

Hillary lied about Gennifer and Monica, she lied about travelgate, she lied about the $100,000 windfall profit she made on insider trading on cattle futures, she lied about removing the files from the dead Vicent Foster’s office, she lied about whitewater which resulted in columnist William Safire to write on January 8, 1996, that "our first lady ... is a congenital liar." And she lied about the existence of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Yeah Sen. Obama may have wanted to become President since he was in kindergarten, but I’m pretty sure that what Sen. Clinton wanted to become is a liar for at least that long!

And her second choice must have been becoming a Kindergarten Cop!


  1. Just to think that the public could be subjected once again to a President named Clinton stating that "I did not have sex with that woman"

  2. Anonymous6:30 AM

    Now RC, you know how Alaphiah is about kinky language like that. Such a comment is more appropriate for the Natalie Portman photo at your blog, which Alalphiah has thus far declined to comment on.