Saturday, January 05, 2008

Hillary Clinton is so 90’s

1968 Hillary Diane Rodham

As heard in the New Hampshire Primaries:

Like did you see what she’s still wearing? OMG pants suits went out like in the 80’s! And all that talk about experience to produce change, don’t you have to be old or something to get experience?

I know sleeping around can get you plenty of experience! Maybe that’s the reason she has Bill tagging along as a show of all the experience that they’ve had. (Well at least all the experience that Bill has had!)

OMG, I heard that Hillary thinks that that Obama guy is not ready to be President ‘cause he’s all young and stuff and he hasn’t been in the White house for 8 years in the 90’s like she has.

I would just die if someone thought that I was old enough to be doing something political in the White house in the 90’s, you know? I think I was only 8 years old in the 90’s anyways!

Oh and have you seen that Obama, why he’s so young, energetic and handsome. Yeah I bet if he wasn’t married Chelsea wouldn’t mind hooking up with him! Yeah I’d be his Obama girl in a minute!

Yeah and OMG Hillary is John McCain old! Definitely bringing “NOT-sexy” back!

And did you hear that Hillary’s theme is change? But what has she really been able to change in her over 35 years of politics? While she was in the White house she attempt to change Health Care but failed.

She’s been apart of the 109th and the 110th Congresses both named the “do nothing Congress.” No change there.

Plus she’s still wearing pants suits clearly no change there! But to hear her tell it she is solely responsible for every change in America. Listen to her rant in New Hampshire last night:

So just what change has she already made? And what capacity has she been in to be able to make any changes. I’m thinking that all the old cadgers in spandex leisure suits who think that “staying alive” is a mission statement and not a song sang by the Bee Gees will vote for her. Or maybe they’re looking for that Fleetwood Mac generation that can’t stop thinking about the 90’s to vote for her!

Whatever! I’m just tired of the same old rethreaded politicians trying to pass themselves off as agents of change. Yeah like anyone would want to see a rethreaded American Gladiators return to TV! Yeah as if!

OMG, OMG the Voters in New Hampshire are not even buying Hillary’s bull about change anymore when a focus group was asked whether Hillary’s arguments for experience and change in last night’s New Hampshire debate made them want to back her the group ripped her a new one. Check it out:

I can’t believe that anyone is still considering voting for Hillary Clinton.

Yeah like voting for Hillary would be soooo 90’s!


  1. "Yeah and OMG Hillary is John McCain old! Definitely bringing “NOT-sexy” back!"
    Oh and have you seen that Obama, why he’s so young, energetic and handsome. Yeah I bet if he wasn’t married Chelsea wouldn’t mind hooking up with him! Yeah I’d be his Obama girl in a minute!"

    Comments like these make me wonder if some of these voters actually have the Presidential primaries mixed up with American Idol or something. LOL

    But,voters getting turned off by Hillary for ANY reason is alright with me. We don't need the great granddaughter of Karl Marx to show us what her ideas of change could be.

  2. Anonymous5:41 PM

    Hillary is not finished yet, but she is reeling. I did not expect this during this election cycle. I am pleased with the Obama finish. Hillary's Third Place finish means that she doesn't have the initiative [aka momentum. I am using initiative as a chess term for the ability able to call the tune]. Once she gets it, she won't let go. This means that Obama cannot afford to lose to her before he garners enough delegates. He has to stay on top till at least Super-Tuesday or he's through. He's riding a Tiger, and he can't get off any time soon.

    Edwards is in a similar, but more desparate, situation. Once he places Third, behind Hillary, he is also through. He is in Third Place in New Hampshire. If Hillary manages to beat both Obama and Edwards, their future as Democrats will be extremely limited. You can expect to see them as the Post-Equine Street Sweepers at the Inaugural Parade. Edwards is also short of funds. This means that eventually, he will have to cash in his chips by dropping out of the race and endorsing someone who can both win and give him a future, if he expects to have a future at all. This means that Edwards will have to endorse Obama.

    Edwards, in the Saturday debate, went for the desparate Hail Mary. True, he did defang Hillary somewhat over her favorite style of Dirty Campaigning, but he did not help himself particularly much with the New Hampshire Campaign. The value of his endorsement will decrease with time and with each Third (or worse) Place finish. It looks to me that edwards is holding out for too high a price for his endorsement, and that is the ONE MAJOR THING working in Hillary's favor.

    OK, I agree with you that Hillary is as pretty as an Aligator Gar. She's got the pleasant personality of a hungry shark. She also has the sweet singing voice of a yowling cat at 2 AM.


  3. Anon,
    Your attempt at punditry is amateurish at best. No wonder you didn’t sign your name.

    You’ve been wrong before, like when you thought that Newt Gingrich was going to announce that he was running. Let's see if any of this comes true.

  4. Anonymous5:49 AM

    On Newt, I got blind-sided over McCain-Feingold. [Thank, McCain]

    The Debate Slip that Hillary made was completely out of the Blue. It's only a matter of time before she recovers her balance. Let us hope that it takes too much time.

    I was also wrong about Huckabee being a good candidate.

    However, it does not change the current situation. Obama is riding a Tigeress which he cannot dismount. The Tigeress is about to shake Edwards off her tail, and (s)he'd better mount the Tigress like the Girlfriend of a Motorcyclist.

    The good news is that Hillary, especially after losing, is not a team player. If you'ved observed her history, you'll know that Gore and Kerry were kitty snacks to her.