Thursday, July 31, 2008

The Candidate Formerly Known As Senator Barack Hussein Obama

The Symbol of the Artist Formerly Known as Prince who is now again Known as Prince

"I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions" –Barack Obama
Just back from his European “I’m already the President of the United States” Tour, the Democratic candidate Senator Barack Hussein Obama announced in a closed door meeting of Democrats Tuesday that he has, “become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions,” the candidate spoke this apparently still basking in the afterglow of his European Presidential pre-victory lap. (See story)

So in honor of President Obama’s announcement I shall refer to the great one as simply “Symbol” or “the candidate formerly known as Barack Hussein Obama” (TCFKABHO).

Not since John Lennon announced that the Beatles were more popular than Jesus Christ has a World personality felt more important.

And he should, It’s not every day that one has the ability to speak to the people of the world all at the same time as “Symbol” did last Thursday in Germany where he called for the world to come together as one under his 8 to 10 year term as President.
"the objective of this trip was to have substantive discussions with people like President Karzai or Prime Minister Maliki or President Sarkozy or others who I expect to be dealing with over the next eight to 10 years.—Symbol, the candidate formerly known as Barack Hussein Obama (See here)
Below is Symbol with his new symbol . Might look nice with a new and improved White house painted Black as Symbol’s favorite rapper Ludacris suggests in his new Obama rap.

“paint the White House black and I’m sure that’s got ‘em terrified”—Ludacris, from the new Obama rap, “Obama is Here” (See video below)

Yo America! Symbol is here and you know that! (Eat your heart out Obama girl!)


  1. Anonymous6:15 AM

    Have a look at these Electoral College Maps:

    First, the Liberal NPR Map -

    Now, the more Conservative RCL Map-

    Notice anything unusual?

    Hint: They are both saying that "The Other Guy" is leading.

  2. Which "other" guy?

  3. Anonymous7:27 AM

    The McCain leaning Poll says Obama is ahead, and vice versa. Both polls say that "the other guy" is ahead.

    Vous ne comprende pas?

  4. Confused politics. This is going to be a wild ride!

  5. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Texans would call it "A Ride through the Cactus".

    Mexicans would call it "The Ride of a Losing Matador".

    Pirates would call it "Keel Hauling".

  6. Exactly! A ride is a ride. By any other name is just as wild!