Saturday, March 03, 2007

Martians to sign Koyoto Treaty?

Simultaneous warming on Earth and Mars suggests that our planet's recent climate changes have a natural—and not a human- induced—cause, according to one scientist's controversial theory.

Yes this is either proof that there are Martians, and on top of that they're driving cars and their factories are emitting greenhouse gases or this indicates that it is the sun that is the main cause for the phenomena that we call global warming and man has very little to do with it!

In 2005 data from NASA's Mars Global Surveyor and Odyssey missions revealed that the carbon dioxide "ice caps" near Mars's south pole had been diminishing for three summers in a row. That's right, just like earth's.

Global warming on Mars! I suppose those Martians driving those gas guzzling SUVs will have to give them up now. Hey I wonder if the Martian Government will attempt to legislate Draconian laws that will force the Martian people to conserve energy now? If they don't maybe our worldleaders will pass a law demanding that Martians join the Koyoto Treaty.

That's right true believer, the Mars cycle of global warming matches the Earth global warming cycle according to scientist Habibullo Abdussamatov, head of the St. Petersburg's Pulkovo Astronomical Observatory in Russia, he says the Mars data is evidence that the current global warming on Earth is being caused by changes in the sun.

"The long-term increase in solar irradiance is heating both Earth and Mars," he said.

Blasphemy! Off with his scientific credentials and his head! Everybody knows and agrees that Earth's greatest scientist Al Gore proved beyond a shadow of a doubt with his film “An Incontinent Truth” that global warming is caused by man-made emissions into the earth's atmosphere. He received an Oscar for it so it's got to be real! It's got to be truth, right? Yeah let's see Habibullo Abdussamatov's Oscar and maybe we'll believe him!

I don't really know what all the fuss is about anyway because even if Al Gore and popular opinion is correct there is nothing that we can do about global warming anyway.

That's right, we are told daily that we can't do anything about the world's problems. We can stop teen's having sex so just give them condoms, We can't stop illegal drug use so just issue needles and make weed legal, We can't define marriage, as it has always been defined, so just let everyone marry. We can't stop illegal aliens from over running our borders so just issue them credit cards. And we can't win the war so let's just pull our troops out of the Middle East as soon as possible.

So even if Al Gore is right and man IS causing global warming there is nothing that we can do about it because people are going to use fossil fuels and drive big cars and run factories, and use the drugs they want, and have sex with whomever that want and marry whomever that want and enter this country whenever they want and refuse to win a winnable war and there is not a damn thing that anyone can do about it!

I suggest that we issue gas masks, condoms, make everyone citizens and marry whoever the hell we want because you can't do nothing about it anyway, no, the little things can't be solved so why would one think that we can save a whole planet?

We can't do it! So I say do what we've always done, issue needles to the drug addicts, condoms to the sexual perverted and gas masks to the rest of us and then legislate a law that requires us to start taking shallow breathes during the drugged up teenaged homosexual illegal alien sex that we all will be having!

That'll solve the problem!

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous12:10 PM

    DO you remember how Carl Sagan was squawcking about Neuclear Winter? Have you also noticed the Arms buildup between India vs. Pakistan, Iran, etc. ?

    If We actually have a Global Warming Problem, We have Two Problems with One Solution!