Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Is Hillary Clinton Self-Deluded

Decked out in a scarf that appears to be a black and green Clown’s big bowtie Senator Clinton may be showing the early signs of Alzheimer’s because clearly she can’t tell the difference between sniper fire and flowers. Or at least she can’t remember the difference.

She says that she misspoke, that she made a mistake. Yeah like lying about an event that was recorded on video tape that’s a BIG mistake. And much different than her typical stealing and destroying documents which the Clintons are infamous for á la Sandy Burger, Rose law firm billing records and FBI files found in the White house living area.

Yet I heard an interesting comment made about Sen. Clinton from Robert Novak last night. It was Novak’s opinion that Sen. Clinton had told the Bosnia story many times and over time it evolved and that she began to believe it so much that if she were given a lie detector test on her version of the story she would pass a lie detector test with flying colors.

What!?! Only someone who is totally self-delusional could believe a made up concocted story to the point that reality no longer mattered. That’s deluded. Is that the type of personality that we are dealing with in the person of Hillary Rodham Clinton? Are the Democrats offering up another in a long line of delusional candidates?

This is an, I invented the internet, lie. No, this is an, I actually voted for the $87 million before I voted against it, moment. This is the time that we ask ourselves why is it that Democrats always seem find a seminal lie with which to define their candidacy and their candidates by?

But even greater than that, Hillary Clinton has once again made a world-wide laughingstock out of the Democrats, the stories of her Bosnia renown in her own mind will be forever told as the reason that the Democrats lost the 2008 elections. She had her laughs on Saturday Night Live a couple of weeks ago and I for one think that she has made this Democrat race for a candidate to be president SNL funny. Which is not good for Democrats but it great for Republicans.

And Saturday Night Live, I’ve got your next comedy skit… Now get this, Hillary and Chelsea are in an airplane over Bosnia Sniper fire is everywhere. Everyone is ordered to sit on their bullet proof vests and Hillary and Chelsea are ushered up front to the planes cockpit where it’s better enforced against bullet fire.

The Airplane does a corkscrew landing and sniper fire is everywhere and Hillary and Chelsea are rushed into cars as they are ducking sniper fire.

Then as they are driving away in the cars a faint phone ring is heard and it increases to loud, the first scene evaporates and now we are in a White house bedroom the camera pans over and we discover that the ringing phone is the “Red” phone.

We then hear a startled woman’s voice that has been startled awake from her sleep perhaps a dream the phone is ringing off of the hook.

The woman raises and its Hillary and she’s appears sleepy but angry that her sleep was disturbed and then she yells,“WILL SOMEBODY ANSWER THAT DAMNED PHONE, I’m dreaming here!!!

Live from New York its Saturday Night!

(Of course you’ll need to contact my people to discuss remunerations you’ll find we’re very agreeable.)

But seriously, who would have guessed that Hillary Clinton would single-handedly make the Democrats the laughingstocks of the world? It was such a silly avoidable lie. The sniper fire over Bosnia lie, yet the “do anything, say anything” Clintons prove once again that they are true to themselves.

To top even that, unbelievably, Sen. Clinton in true “Pimp my Child” fashion, even has Chelsea lying for her out on the campaign stump. When Chelsea was asked about her mother’s account of the events in Bosnia Chelsea replied, "Well sir, I think that my mother’s on record as having talked about this and I support what she said. I mean, I was there as well and I’m so honored that I was there."

Which means, translated from Clintonese which apparently Chelsea has learned to speak and since we now know that Sen. Clinton has admitted that she lied about the whole thing, Chelsea supports her mother’s lie. How embarrassing. Is there anyone in that household that tells the truth?

Which leads me to this, If Hillary is not busy this January I’ve got the perfect suggestion. A real life sitcom entitled, “The Clintons” or “Liar, Liar, Liar” (but the second title has kind of already been used minus one Liar.)

Put a camera on them and let America watch the most political dysfunctional family to ever once occupy the White house plot and plan to get back into the White house by any way that they dream up. (Again contact my people and we’ll work out the details.)

You’ve got to laugh out Loud, LOL, How many of you did Hillary sell on that “tested and ready” shtick? Boy it’s a knee slap!!! Then to top it off at a press conference Clinton had some jive brother, campaign spokesman Phil Singer trying to dis Sinbad’s recollection of the events in Bosnia.

Singer attempted to discredit Sinbad’s account of the events because Sinbad is a comedian. Singer kept saying something like, “You know Sinbad IS a comedian!” But ironically there’s not much difference in what Sinbad does for a living and what Sen. Clinton does, they both make up stories. Sinbad for paid audiences and Sen. Clinton for free for the American people.

Self-Delusional? You decide, in her Iowa stump speech, Clinton also said, "We used to say in the White House that if a place is too dangerous, too small or too poor, send the First Lady." Now that’s delusions of Grandor and totally made up!

Which invoked this response from the paid comedian, Say what? As Sinbad put it: "What kind of president would say, 'Hey, man, I can't go 'cause I might get shot so I'm going to send my wife...oh, and take a guitar player and a comedian with you.'"

Man, you can only make this kind of stuff up if you’re Al Gore and John Kerry deluded. Republican have always know this about Sen. Clinton to which Democrats responded, “Aw you Repukes are always hatin’ on Hillary.”

I suppose now Democrats can no longer deny that the Clintons lie, not to say that Democrats mind having a liar for president heck they defended Bill Clinton’s lie! Remember, the “It was only sex” response. What they going to say now “Well she really was in Bosnia!” Just give me a break!

No what Democrats don’t like is a clumsy liar like Gore or Kerry someone that is so obvious that even the typical Democrat delusional person can tell that they’ve been lied too.

To which the sniper fired over Bosnia lie will now be added to the annuals of Democrat Party folk lore as the reason why it is not good to put forth your most self deluded candidates to run for the highest office in the land.

Not only is Hillary delusional, that whole Party is nuts! What’s next they going to bring back Al Gore? Now that would be delusional but funny!

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous8:03 AM

    Finally! A promising attempt at humor. The SNL skit has potential, but its not there yet. Nevertheless, this skit's value has a limited shelf-life, and should have a permission posted for its free use if you ever expect it to be of use.

    Try to work a couple of these one-liners into your routine when you polish it:

    Kerry: I voted for Hillary before I voted against her.

    James Carvelle: Judas!

    Obama: McCarthy!

    Gore: Who emitted the Greenhouse Gas?

    Hillary: Get off the phone, you big DOPE!!!

    Permission to use these one-liners is granted to SNL for their Political skits,

    Cursed be he that steals my bones. -Krypto