Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowlyPray for us he ain’t through with us Democrats yet!
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please
He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me --The Beatles
When I think of Democrats and religion I think of the Beatles' song "Come together" an eclectic mix of word images and sounds that I suppose means something to someone but is open to interpretation by everyone.(see story)
Halleluiah, and Glory to his name. Before Teddy Kennedy and Michelle Obama gave their speeches on Monday night Democrats opened up their convention on Sunday in nothing less than the blood of Jesus!
And in the name of Allah, peace be upon him, he is the most merciful and most gracious.
And by saying 7 Hail Mary’s and 7 our Father’s.
And by unfurling the Jewish scrolls
And by peering into a New Age crystal
But have no fear this is an interfaith effort so Atheist, Wiccan and Satan worshipers are welcome to join in because the Democrat God is big enough to welcome all forms of idolatry and false worship as well as mainstream types of worship.
And who are you to judge what the correct form of worship is anyways.
Praise God, or the entity that you care to recognize as God or god or not God.
And remember the Democrat God loves the sinner and the sin, He just doesn't know when life begins! Just look and what Democrats stand for: abortion, homosexuality, transvestites, cross dressers, black men on the down low, oral sex in the White house, men who love boys, etc.
Democrats testify that all of the above are Democrat’s fundamental spiritual rights and values under freedom, the freedom to act and do whatever one wants to do. That’s what Sen. Obama’s change is all about, it’s no longer WWJD that's as passé as the Christians at the Saddleback Church. Halleluiah!
Democrats believe in the policy of no sin is left behind so come one come all; sing, clap, shout and be what God, or not God, made or didn’t make you to be. It's all acceptable in the Democrat interfaith belief system. No right or wrong. No judgments. Just a guilt free religious experience just like mother/father God, god or non-god would have wanted it.
We are all brothers, sisters and others under the Democrat big Barnum’s and Bailey’s gospel holy ghost and Ramadan scientific atheistic logical and black liberation theology political Party.
Now that’s America, and its just how the founding fathers would have wanted it so help me Nancy Pelosi.
Pray for me Sister Prejean or Bishop Blake or Imam Mardini or Rabbi Foster to the universal father/mother of heaven and earth. A God, Goddess, non-God who values diversity over all else. Baptize me, or not, in the blood of your son Jesus or forgive my infidel heart for blaspheming and assign a partner too you O all merciful Allah.
Let us all say together in unity Allah Akbar, Amen, I do not believe in God!
What a fiasco!
This is Voodoo [sticks black pin into buttox of Obama doll] Religion, as opposed to Voodoo Economics [sticks pins into Bill & Hillary dolls in a place you'd rather not know about].
ReplyDeleteI just hope that this Religion Baloney is coming off sufficiently silly as to be a Red Flag to even the most gullible. [Mommy, why is does that Angel have horns, wear a red suit, and carry a pitchfork?]
The Romans, having defeated the Ba'alists [aka Carthagenians] at Zama, chose one as their Emperor some 400-500 years later, one ElegaBA'ALus. The Democrats have taken this nation though roughly the same path. With Bill Clinton as a Second Caligula, you'd think people would learn.